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Beirut Is Being Struck—And There's Nowhere Left to Run

• Israel hit the Corniche seaside promenade in central Beirut overnight, killing at least 7 people—including displaced families who had been sleeping rough there after fleeing the south, according to The Independent.
• Lebanon's health minister told The Independent that 5 hospitals have been forced to close, with over 800,000 people displaced and more than 600 killed in the ongoing offensive, now in its 10th day.
• Surgeon Ghassan Abu-Sittah, currently treating gravely wounded children in Lebanon, said there is not even a "glimmer of hope" the offensive is abating—and warned Israel may systematically target hospitals to reduce healthcare capacity.
• The WHO's Dr. Hanan Balkhy warned of an "unprecedented, long lasting impact" on the region, with the agency now preparing for chemical, radiological, nuclear, and biological risks as the conflict spreads across multiple countries.

The backstory: Israel re-launched its offensive against Hezbollah after the group fired rockets in response to Israel's killing of Iran's supreme leader. Lebanon was already devastated by the 2024 war and an ongoing financial collapse, leaving its health and social systems with almost no buffer.

Why it matters: With hospitals closing, nearly a million displaced, and the WHO raising the specter of chemical or nuclear escalation, Lebanon is absorbing a catastrophic blow with virtually no international safety net left to catch it.

Israeli Military Issues Urgent Evacuation Warning for Qasr Naba in the Bekaa

• The Israeli army issued an urgent warning Thursday to residents of the Bekaa Valley village of Qasr Naba, ordering immediate evacuation of a specific building and all structures within 300 meters of it.
• The Israeli military said it would "imminently" strike what it described as Hezbollah military infrastructure at the targeted location, expanding the geographic footprint of strikes deeper into the Bekaa.
• The warning follows a pattern of Israeli evacuation notices issued before strikes across southern Lebanon and the Bekaa, as the offensive extends beyond its initial southern focus.

What to watch: As Israeli strikes push further into the Bekaa Valley—one of Lebanon's key agricultural and population centers—the displacement crisis will almost certainly deepen in a region already overwhelmed.

Lebanon's Telecom Ministry Freezes Bills for War-Displaced Subscribers

• Communications Minister Charles Hajj issued a decision allowing subscribers who were forced to flee their homes due to Israeli strikes to suspend their phone and internet subscriptions at zero cost, with billing halted from the date of the request.
• Displaced subscribers can call the Ogero contact center at 1515 or email thepeople@ogero.gov.lb to apply; reactivation and line transfers will also be free of charge when families are able to return.
• The ministry added that if any telephone exchange is damaged or destroyed by strikes, billing for all subscribers connected to that exchange stops automatically from the date it went offline.

The bigger picture: It's a small but concrete act of state function under fire—the Lebanese government using whatever levers it still controls to ease the burden on the hundreds of thousands of families uprooted by the war.

QUICK HITS

• $200-a-barrel warning: Iran struck tankers in Iraqi waters and threatened to push oil to $200 a barrel as the US and Iran both signaled no quick end to the war; the IEA responded by recommending the largest strategic reserve release in history—400 million barrels—to cool the shock.
• A shepherd who stayed: Pope Francis commemorated Father Pierre al-Rahi, a Maronite priest who died March 9 after rushing to help wounded parishioners in Qlayaa when Israeli tank fire struck a house a second time; Cardinal Bechara Boutros al-Rahi called his death a "martyrdom," and hundreds of villagers chanted "Samidoun" at his funeral.
• Tomatoes up, beef up, bananas way up: Lebanon's Economy Ministry says the broader market hasn't seen a dramatic spike yet, but prices are creeping—cucumbers rose roughly 12%, bananas 28%, and imported beef around 8%, partly driven by traders caught stockpiling goods amid the war.
• Built to fail: A new Al Jazeera analysis reveals UNIFIL recorded more than 10,000 Israeli violations of Lebanese airspace and 1,400 military activities inside Lebanese territory between November 2024 and February 2026—long before the current offensive officially resumed.
• Three-nil to Kneecap: The UK government lost its High Court appeal to reinstate a terror charge against Kneecap rapper Mo Chara, who was originally charged for displaying a Hezbollah flag at a 2024 London gig; judges ruled the prosecution was invalid from the start.

INTERNATIONAL

The World's Biggest Oil Emergency: IEA Releases 400 Million Barrels—and It May Not Be Enough

• The International Energy Agency agreed Wednesday to release 400 million barrels from member nations' emergency reserves—the largest such release in its history, surpassing the 182.7 million barrels released after Russia invaded Ukraine in 2022.
• Iran has effectively shut down the Strait of Hormuz, through which roughly a fifth of the world's oil flows, and export volumes of crude and refined products are now at less than 10% of pre-war levels, according to Naharnet.
• The US authorized the release of 172 million barrels from its Strategic Petroleum Reserve starting next week; Germany, Austria, and Japan also confirmed they would contribute portions of their national reserves.
• Oil prices swung wildly this week—spiking to nearly $120 a barrel before settling near $90—while Iran warned the world to prepare for $200-a-barrel oil as long as regional security remains destabilized.

What to watch: With Hormuz still effectively closed and Iran continuing to strike vessels, the IEA's record reserve release buys time—but analysts warn a prolonged blockade will overwhelm even 1.2 billion barrels of global emergency stocks.

The Iran War's Hidden Hunger Threat: Fertilizer Shortages Could Hit Billions

• Gulf nations account for 20% of globally traded key fertilizers—ammonia, phosphates, and sulfur—and nearly half of globally traded urea, the world's most widely used nitrogen fertilizer, according to Bloomberg Intelligence data cited by DW.
• When QatarEnergy halted production after Iranian strikes on Ras Laffan—the world's largest LNG and fertilizer hub—hundreds of thousands of tons of key nutrients were immediately sidelined, sending fertilizer prices up 10 to 30%.
• UNCTAD estimates roughly 1.33 million tons of fertilizer move through Hormuz every month; a 30-day closure alone could trigger yield shortfalls for nitrogen-dependent crops like corn, wheat, and rice across import-dependent nations.
• India, which relies on the Gulf for up to two-thirds of its nitrogen fertilizer imports, and Brazil, which depends on Gulf-sourced urea for roughly 40% of its nitrogen needs, face the most acute near-term agricultural risk.

Zooming out: The IMF has warned that a sustained 10% increase in energy prices persisting for a year could add 0.4 percentage points to global inflation—and energy indirectly accounts for roughly 50% of the cost of food.

China Plants Its Flag at the NPC: Tech Bets, Slower Growth, and a Trump Visit Ahead

• China's National People's Congress formally endorsed a new five-year plan Thursday, with Premier Li Qiang setting a GDP growth target of 4.5 to 5% for 2026—the country's lowest official goal since 1991—while doubling down on artificial intelligence, robotics, and green energy as core priorities.
• The five-year plan was approved with 2,758 votes in favor, one against, and two abstentions; the Congress also rubber-stamped three laws including a sweeping ethnic minorities measure critics say accelerates cultural assimilation policies.
• Foreign Minister Wang Yi described 2026 as a "big year" for China-US relations and confirmed a potential Xi-Trump meeting is "on the table," with Trump due to visit Beijing in approximately three weeks for direct talks with President Xi Jinping.

The bigger picture: With Washington consumed by the Iran war and Trump's tariff offensive reshaping global trade, China's deliberate pivot to tech-led growth and diplomatic outreach positions Beijing to fill the stability vacuum in a fractured international order.

GHER HEK

• Stars show up for iftar: Lebanese and Arab artists including Marwan Khoury, Fares Karam, Assi El Hallani, and Melhem Zein joined a campaign organized by producer Imad Qansouh to provide iftar meals to displaced families—because, as Qansouh put it, these are the people who bought concert tickets for 30 years.
• Liza at 80, still iconic: Liza Minnelli's memoir Kids, Wait Til You Hear This! drops this week, and it's packed—she claims she helped Michael Jackson develop the moonwalk after watching Brazilian dancers, traded moves with him for years, and at 80 she's still open to dating, ideally someone "filthy rich" and an 18-year-old whose name she doesn't need to know.
• Lebanese-American rock's big moment: Arab-American band Prostitute, fronted by Lebanese-American vocalist Moe Kazra from Dearborn, Michigan, just signed to legendary label Mute Records for a reissue of their debut album—a fierce fusion of industrial punk with Middle Eastern, African, and East Asian sounds hailed as one of the most exciting breakthroughs in recent American rock.
• Ramadan's community spirit: Lebanon's Al-Maqasid charitable associations in both Sidon and Beirut are celebrating the final ten days of Ramadan with joint educational, cultural, and social initiatives—a reminder that even in the hardest seasons, Lebanese communities keep showing up for each other.

Yalla, go make it a good one.